What Happened To His Forehead?

my mom asked the question.

ahh..his forehead. you mean his cute little forehead that now has two big marks on it?
yes, that forehead.

well, last week at preschool the letter of the week was T. so, for show-and-tell, he got a (Carolina) Tarheel Tattoo --on his forehead!

it was cute. not where I would have put it, but cute.

when he came home, it was gone and in its place was a big red mark.

after several hours, I asked "what happened?" (for the 50th time). He finally said, "[girls name] didn't like my tattoo."

THE BOY SCRAPED IT OFF WITH HIS FINGERNAILS BECAUSE A GIRL IN HIS CLASS DIDN'T LIKE IT!

I'm in trouble, y'all! ...or that girl will be.